Collecting Novelty T-shirts T-Shirts

Alien t-shirt: "My parents invaded Earth and all they brought me back was this stupid t-shirt."

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

A close shave on the Titanic...

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Have you any W fronts?'

I'm With Stooped

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Tin Can Operation.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'