Shelfie Lover Mugs

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Let's take a shelfie.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Deforestation.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fox hunting.

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Spotted Owl Migration

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

It bag and no knickers!

"What's the name of our sea?"

Jack and the Snowman.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log