Spear Aficionado Gifts

"Shoo!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

The Amazing Man-Spider

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Clam Spearing

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Sawrd Fighting

Fish with Shield

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Cricket ball deliveries

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

"Who's going to carve?"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Just the usual, thanks.

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

What do you mean, you lost him?

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

Oil Pipeline.

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear our of the trunk?"

'He's passionate about swearing.'