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"Shoo!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Clam Spearing

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Sawrd Fighting

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Fish with Shield

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'We want the most vulnerable...I suggest the one with the Blue Rinse.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

Sweary Chef - A bad tempered chef swears at the fish he is about to prepare and the fish swears back.

Cricket ball deliveries

'Abandon Sheep.'

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

Just the usual, thanks.

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

Oil Pipeline.

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