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Early detection was rarely helpful.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

No, I don

Squirrel on the beach

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

ATM withdrawal

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Tree Squirrel

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Teddy Roosevelt

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Antiques

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."