Shot Glass Collector Pillows

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'He's been shot!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Try me/try me/try me...

Bribes for Jabs

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

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"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

Bottletrees.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Alien attack in the 1950s

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Love wine

"Your shout!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"To toast!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'