Collecting Shot Glasses Pillows

Tiny Drink

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Just the one...

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I'm in disguise."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"To toast!"

'He's been shot!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

"Wine not?"

"Did you order a starter?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

I had my eyes dilated.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

1930's bather.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Have a nice downward spiral.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

'Drop him again, Louie.'