Ornamental Object Enthusiast Pillows

Antiques: Go for Baroque Sale!

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Posh Easter Egg

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

The Old Curiosity Shop

First aid and sculpture

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Antique silver

My own museum.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

National Pottery Live

"Well, Emmeline, what's new?"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Antique Ailments