Ornamental Object Enthusiast Prints

Antiques: Go for Baroque Sale!

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Posh Easter Egg

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Antique silver

My own museum.

First aid and sculpture

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Antique Ailments

"Well, Emmeline, what's new?"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.