Bizarre Item Enthusiast Pillows

Shoppers of Mystery.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

An old shoe in every bag!

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Village store and Food museum'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Community Bed de Luxe

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

'Our founder.'

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

Trader captured by own toys

Sales convention - Vending machine 'Sounds of all the bells & whistles, 50c'.

For Sale - Scissors That Can't Cut Little Pieces Of Paper.