Bizarre Item Enthusiast T-Shirts

Shoppers of Mystery.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Please enter your pin now.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

An old shoe in every bag!

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

'Village store and Food museum'

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Community Bed de Luxe

The Last Planters Peanut Day.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

'Our founder.'

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'I lost my evil eye once I got my contacts'

'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

Sales convention - Vending machine 'Sounds of all the bells & whistles, 50c'.

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

Trader captured by own toys

Randy shows off his celebrity navel lint collection.

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'