Inanimate Object Enthusiast Mugs

Hand takes a shower,

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Teddy and friends.

Inaction Figure

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Over-reaction Man.

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Shoppers of Mystery.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"...Of course this is before he made it really big in cartoons"

Office furniture solutions.

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge

"If she's here, that means I've just spent 20 minutes reading bedtime stories to a bed full of soft toys?"

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Tongue 'Depressors'

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

'My taxidermist used to work for Disney.'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

'Wanna see my Disney cells?'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Community Bed de Luxe

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

William Wallace & Gromit.

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

'There's no raise with the promotion, but you do get to change your avatar.'

'Damned tourists.'

"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

'He had Pixar do a film dedicated to his topic. It was a great presentation.'

"He took an Alka-Seltzer and now he thinks he’s sparkling."