Found Object Aficionado Mugs

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

My own museum.

First aid and sculpture

Here's Waldo

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

National Pottery Live

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

Antique oriental carpets.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

End of career sale.

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.