Found Object Aficionado Mugs

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

First aid and sculpture

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

My own museum.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Here's Waldo

Archeological find in the Myanmar jungle.

Shoppers of Mystery.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Antique oriental carpets.

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

National Pottery Live

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.