Lover Of Oversized Things Mugs

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Small child checks out a book.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Joan Crawford junior

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Office furniture solutions.

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Kangaroo Pocket

"That's so last summer."

Nail Gun Manicure

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"