Oversized Adventures Gifts

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

"An everything Martini, please."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Small child checks out a book.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Please take this away from me.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Office furniture solutions.

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

Giant doesn't want to go shopping.

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

"It sure is -- It took me three reincarnations, to get UP here."

Stick Your Head Out The Window

An elevator to some dynamite.

'Nope, honey... Not many Injuns out there today... Just one BIG one.'

"Wow - good job!"

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

Gluttony, Inc.

'Things are beginning to pick up...But there won't be a rerun of the excesses of the past...'

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

'Well, Joe, we made it - the big leagues. But did you ever dream it would be this big?'

'I know you told Dad not to go on the swings... I've phoned for an ambulance.'

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

"Good of your boss to lend us this just to pop to the shops!"

"Rub his belly."

"How's about this beauty? 28 days, 67,000 calories."

'IOU' - Cindi Milbanks 'Borrowed to the max'.

All you can eat buffet - Customer waving a white flag.