Stylish Size Advocate Gifts

Big Fellow - Clothes for the bigger man.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

It bag and no knickers!

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'