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"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

It bag and no knickers!

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

One Dollar, One Vote

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!