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'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

Joined at the hipster.

"I see the downsizing continues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

All-Day Breakfast

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

The Mummy's Purse...

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Consenting Adults.

"I've downsized."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Fake."

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"