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'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"I see the downsizing continues."

All-Day Breakfast

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Consenting Adults.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I've downsized."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

"Fake."

Man on stilts on a date.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!