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'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I see the downsizing continues."

All-Day Breakfast

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I've downsized."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

Go large or go home!

"Fake."

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Because spheres are easier --- It's a physics thing.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'