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'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

All-Day Breakfast

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I've downsized."

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Go large or go home!

"Fake."

Man on stilts on a date.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Ascent Attempt.

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'