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'I bought the biggest tent on the market. It's a man thing.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Life drawing class.

"Fake."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"In my day we had trimphones."

"We learn an important lesson from all this - from curds and whey, and pease porridge, and bread and honey. Eat natural foods."

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

'That's the best thing about economy size - one can use double the quantity.'

'Sport-utlility suit.'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Do you remember before the obesity epidemic when we were just ‘jolly’?"

"I would advise you to reduce the size of your buisness."

A thin cricket batsman

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Not fair. This dessert is made out of broccoli and carrots.'

'Great photo, you're lucky! I've always been too big to sit on Santa's knees...'

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

Gluten free parking

"They say if you make a face, it will stay that way. Unfortunately that doesn't apply when sucking in your gut."

"Have I suddenly developed Acromegaly, or are cans and bottles just getting smaller?"

'What a surprise seeing you here. Having your ‘before' picture taken?'

"Why don't you go and live in Russia?" Then and Now.

Big Fellow - Clothes for the bigger man.

Dog with an eating disorder

Caution - hazardous waist.

'Big Guy Shirt Shop for men with over 18 necks.'

"We need a fresh young face on the board. Simpkins, get some Botox injected."

"I've been discriminated against because of my height!" "PROVE IT!"

'What do you mean lining up in order of height is discrimination?'