Dimension Enthusiast Gifts

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

SWOTs

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Mobius Comic Strip.

The Polygon family at home

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Please use other dimension.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

Man on stilts on a date.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Euclidean Dog.

"Is x the wrong angle?"

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Fake."