Dimension Enthusiast Pillows

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

SWOTs

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Mobius Comic Strip.

"I didn't even realise Mondrian ever had a triangular period!"

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

The Polygon family at home

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

Please use other dimension.

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Man on stilts on a date.

Euclidean Dog.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Fake."

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."