Interdimensional Enthusiast Pillows

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Shoulda brought the weed."

UFO and snowman

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Ukulelean abduction

Surfing alien.