Scale Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the scale cynic who has a sharp wit and a love for clever, humorous designs? Our collection offers amusing items that poke fun at measurement skeptics and critical thinkers alike. Whether they’re into ironic quotes or playful jabs, you'll find something that turns their skepticism into smiles. These products are perfect for lighthearted teasing or making a humorous statement about their skeptical views.

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'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.' mockup

'Holding in your stomach won't help, sir.'

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No Immediate Danger

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things." mockup

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

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"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel." mockup

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for." mockup

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.' mockup

'Oh I've always been a sceptic, through all my past lives.'

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Old Rope

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!"

"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!" mockup

"You can't put a price on all those years of marriage." "Au contraire!"

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"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses."

"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses." mockup

"The difference between criminal geniuses and politicians is none of them are geniuses."

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If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . . mockup

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

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"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion." mockup

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

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Mail & Political lies.

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'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!' mockup

'If voting in elections really changed anything the politicians wouldn't allow it!'

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'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!' mockup

'Help me, Helen! I'm feeling a momentary lapse of cynicism!'

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'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?' mockup

'Remind me, what should I be thanking my lucky stars for?'

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"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "I met a lady a while back." "We're both stuck in marriages we don't want to be in. We'd rather be together but we don't have the courage to end things." "What do you mean 'courage?' Ending things isn't 'courageous,' it's cowardly." "Courage means not running from misery, but embracing it, becoming its master, and delivering it upon all those around you with a vengeance."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?" "I met a lady a while back." "We're both stuck in marriages we don't want to be in. We'd rather be together but we don't have the courage to end things." "What do you mean 'courage?' Ending things isn't 'courageous,' it's cowardly." "Courage means not running from misery, but embracing it, becoming its master, and delivering it upon all those around you with a vengeance."

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"No comment for now, but there'll be a press leak at five."

"No comment for now, but there'll be a press leak at five." mockup

"No comment for now, but there'll be a press leak at five."

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Scale Cynic Gifts Collection

Scale Cynic Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring the best witty and sarcastic designs for the ultimate scale cynic—perfect for their morning coffee ritual.

Scale Cynic Pillows

Find pillows with humorous designs that speak to the playful doubt of the scale cynic—great for adding personality and wit to any room.

Scale Cynic Prints

Explore art prints that showcase sharp humor and clever skepticism—perfect for decorating the space of any witty, questioning soul.

Scale Cynic T-Shirts

Discover our range of humorous T-shirts that echo the clever skepticism of the scale cynic—ideal for making a statement and sharing a laugh.