Geometry Skeptic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with a pillow that playfully defies geometric norms. Great for sitting, relaxing, or just making a statement in their home.

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker." mockup

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

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'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?' mockup

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

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"He gets easily abstracted."

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"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al." mockup

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

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Alternative Medicine

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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"I don't like space."

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"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?" mockup

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

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Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

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Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...' mockup

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

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Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle. mockup

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

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'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.' mockup

'Don't hide behind sales figures, Bill. We both know terminating me is philosophically unsound.'

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.' mockup

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

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"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing." mockup

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

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'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?' mockup

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

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"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests." mockup

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

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'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.' mockup

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

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In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback. mockup

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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"I totally meant to do that."

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Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves. mockup

Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

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'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?' mockup

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

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"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...." mockup

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

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Mobius Comic Strip.

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'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!' mockup

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

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Geometry Skeptic Pillows Collection

Geometry Skeptic Mugs

Looking for more clever mugs for the geometry skeptic? Explore our collection of witty and funny designs that challenge the traditional shapes.

Geometry Skeptic Prints

Browse our collection of witty prints that make a bold statement against conventional geometry, perfect for the rebellious home or office decor.

Geometry Skeptic T-Shirts

Want more playful t-shirts for the geometric doubter? Check out our fun and thought-provoking designs perfect for anyone challenging the norm.