Geometry Enthusiasts Pillows

Proof that triangles are intelligent

"You're so square ..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Maths is fun!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'190 divided by two...'

Jewish Geometry

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Math Teacher

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."