Space Colonization Critic Pillows

America First on Mars

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

The Origin of Creationism

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Moonbillies.

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

France's Loan to Russia

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

First Cynic in Space

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

Death of General Gordon

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

"Oh , shoot - how could I have forgotten to tell them about the dinosaurs?"