Space Colonization Critic Prints

America First on Mars

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

The Origin of Creationism

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Moonbillies.

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

France's Loan to Russia

First Cynic in Space

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Grassy Knoll Creationism: 'More potshots at evolution.'

'Oh,no, not again!'

Death of General Gordon

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

"Oh , shoot - how could I have forgotten to tell them about the dinosaurs?"