Science Skeptics Gifts

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"He had the AstraZeneca vaccine and then he was hit by a meteorite."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

Which One Polls Better?

Creationist president: 'We have to cut the budget, so I'm keeping the astrologer, and letting thge astronomer go.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And, lo, the Almighty's Horse, Lucille, bestowed upon the universe a sacred meadow muffin, which got hardened by the sun and became the earth.'

GM foods

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

The flat earth society's journey to the edge of the earth.

"I don't believe in science."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

Crystal Ball Plug

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.