Skeptical Realist T-Shirts

We have control of you brain.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Where the hell were you fourteen years ago?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"Thank you for not praying."

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."