Skeptical Analyst Gifts

'It's a matter of interpretation...to a politician 'contract' like 'manifesto' simply means an 'empty promise'.'

"Can I be in the control group?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Stock market investment advice

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

We have control of you brain.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'