Skeptical News Analyst Gifts

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Trump Overload

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Campaign 2016

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Immigration freedom

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Fake News for Fake People

Incredible

Russian war crimes