Skeptical News Analyst Gifts

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Trump Overload

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Campaign 2016

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

Immigration freedom

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Russian war crimes

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.