Skeptical Journalist Gifts

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

We have control of you brain.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

"Thank you for not praying."

I believe their products are rubbish.

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'I'm preparing a speech to refute 'intelligent design,' and I'd like you to be an exhibit.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'