News Skeptics Gifts

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Paparazzi!"

Russian war crimes

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

Bad Influence of TV