Press Skeptic Gifts

Ceo: "LOOK,I SAID I'm not giving any Media interviews, and THAT'S final! Now GET away from here you DARN parasites!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Why do you hate the media?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Classic News.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'Don't believe everything you read.'

No Unknown Unknowns

The following story is based on actual events.

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Filmed in Supermarionation

Incredible

Russian war crimes