News Sceptic Gifts

"But how do we know that's true?"

Lies on the Internet

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Domestic Spying Drones

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

The following story is based on actual events.

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

No Unknown Unknowns

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."