News Sceptic Pillows

Lies on the Internet

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Classic News.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Domestic Spying Drones

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes