Newspaper Skeptic Pillows

'I used to read THAT-waste of time!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

The following story is based on actual events.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No Unknown Unknowns

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Filmed in Supermarionation

Russian war crimes