Newspaper Skeptic Prints

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'The cow jumped over the moon? The mouse ran up the clock? Steroids, right?'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes