Media Skeptics Prints

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."

"Ugh, not this again. I've been avoiding it like the plague."

Diogenes has lowered his target from finding an honest man --- Now he just looks for a reality show that doesn't feel scripted.

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'The number of people who, like me, don't trust the media anymore is steadily rising...'

'You know, I'm really tired of reading news stories -- Let's just chat at random for awhile, okay?'

"We've got it, Mr. Trump - a serum that not only protects from the flu but gives the person a reason to distrust the press."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Rare Books

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."