Media Skeptics Gifts

"Like many Americans, I allowed myself to believe the mainstream media’s distorted, dystopian portrait of President Trump. I no longer hold this belief..."

"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."

"Ugh, not this again. I've been avoiding it like the plague."

'Baldo, being on TV requires talent.'

'The number of people who, like me, don't trust the media anymore is steadily rising...'

'You know, I'm really tired of reading news stories -- Let's just chat at random for awhile, okay?'

"We've got it, Mr. Trump - a serum that not only protects from the flu but gives the person a reason to distrust the press."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Rare Books

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Why do you hate the media?

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Classic News.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

#notblessed

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"