News Skeptic Gifts

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."

"Meaningless statistics were up one-point-five per cent this month over last month."

'To balance our commentary, we now present the view of an 'uninformed source''

"I had to stop watching the news - it was making my own problems seem insignificant."

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"

"I don't know what the big deal is about fake news. It's not like anyone reads."

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

Hacked Off

Insensitive reporters in Haiti.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

Department of Fake News

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

"People want more transparency in government. When I lie, my nose grows!"

"Next up: Loyal Americans who are grateful they've lost their health insurance! These lucky patriots are re-discovering the lost art of frontier-style medicine, including kitchen-table appendectomies & heart surgery... and, in the process, rediscovering what 'family values' really means! Plus, patriotic U.S. scientists confirm the presence of Satan's and other liberals' finger-prints on the original copy of that subversive Bill of Rights!" "Last liberals rounded up in Texas... Faux News." "I

"I like to keep up with all the latest things I don't care about."

CNN LIVE

Nuzak

"After the whole W.M.D. thing, I don't know what to believe."

"We have met the enemy and he is the media."

Wall the President's men

"That's it for the climate news, now here's Cindy with the climate of fear report."

What Passes For News: 'Could you get me the fly swatter please...?'

"Man at press complaints commission - 'This paper makes me sick!'"

Uncle Sam inside a Ukrainian brain.

"Just spray this on your newspaper and whoosh! - all the facts you don't like disappear!"

"There are no reports of violence, fear, hatred, disaster, or out-of-control hysteria. As a result, all news programs today have been canceled."

"You can't believe everything you read in the papers" "Lets hope we can believe everything we read about the papers"

"And that's tonight's fake news. Up next, fake weather and fake sports!"

'...and now to continue our exciting coverage of the election debate.'

Brainwashing

"Cable news. Where journalism goes to die!"