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"Next up: Loyal Americans who are grateful they've lost their health insurance! These lucky patriots are re-discovering the lost art of frontier-style medicine, including kitchen-table appendectomies & heart surgery... and, in the process, rediscovering what 'family values' really means! Plus, patriotic U.S. scientists confirm the presence of Satan's and other liberals' finger-prints on the original copy of that subversive Bill of Rights!" "Last liberals rounded up in Texas... Faux News." "I