Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

Trump is out

Goldman Sacks.

Hunt child care budget

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

Sayonara

Reinforced Concrete

"It's what I do."

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'

"Mistakes were made."

"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."

'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'

"I suppose we could tweak our empathy algorithm."

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Before Corporate Training/After Corporate Training

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!

'Interest rates are up. Should that concern us?'

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

Nun reading book entitled: 'How to be good in bed.'

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

'Here's your family dental plan.'

No Evil

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

The male conversation enhancement pill.

"Yeah, that's not real. He's wearing a twig."