Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

Trump is out

Hunt child care budget

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

"Stop - that Trump cartoon you came up with this morning just happened."

"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."

"We do a lot of amazing work bringing the arts to people who don't want the arts."

Sayonara

Reinforced Concrete

"It's what I do."

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on stayin in our country?'

'Thank you for holding - your call is important to us.'

"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."

"Mistakes were made."

"I suppose we could tweak our empathy algorithm."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

Before Corporate Training/After Corporate Training

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Sociologists on Strike! Nation in Peril!!

'Interest rates are up. Should that concern us?'

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

'Regular or not, sir, you can't claim this as your second home.'

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

Nun reading book entitled: 'How to be good in bed.'

'Here's your family dental plan.'

The male conversation enhancement pill.

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

Donald J. Trump presents Invaders from Mexico

No Evil

Feminist