Press Skeptic Pillows

Ceo: "LOOK,I SAID I'm not giving any Media interviews, and THAT'S final! Now GET away from here you DARN parasites!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes