Media Skeptic Pillows

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

"Ignore that - social media tells me that the truth is a conspiracy to keep us in our place."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Studies show foods work miracles!

Couple watches the news, seeing 'News, Fake News, Weather, and Sports'.

"Ask your doctor if taking a pill to solve all your problems is right for you."

Political bias in the weather channel

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Walter Cronkite.

"'Report the facts' Do you have any idea what would happen to my ratings?"

'Now tell me TV isn't a significant trigger in bad behaviour.'

'I don't know about you, but I never trust the media.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"There's a story here saying you can't believe what you read in the media."

'Today the nation's highly reliable sources were replaced by 'sometimes reliable sources'.'

CIA report

"...I don't let my son watch TV news..."

'I see the newspapers are suggesting that Freemasons get preferential treatment again.'

'A new poll reveals that 75 percent of fox news viewers believe there are death panels in the health care bill and 75 percent of Disney channel viewers believe elephants can fly.'

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'

"Stop blaming your parents. Blame the media."

"So, it's settled then, we'll manipulate the media."

'Bad news isn't real. It's a conspiracy by newsreaders to make money.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I can’t decide who I despise more — the politicians or the media."

Pigs eat at the troughs filled with waste by television

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

A family hides from the TV news.

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"How can a TV station that has twice as many meteorologists as reporters still get the weather forecast wrong...?"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

"Paparazzi!"