Media Skeptic Pillows

"Coming up on BBC Radio Four, I'm Dorries I haven't a clue."

"Ignore that - social media tells me that the truth is a conspiracy to keep us in our place."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Studies show foods work miracles!

Couple watches the news, seeing 'News, Fake News, Weather, and Sports'.

"Ask your doctor if taking a pill to solve all your problems is right for you."

Political bias in the weather channel

CIA report

Walter Cronkite.

'The following program isn't really recommended for anybody, but hey — ratings are ratings!'

'I see the newspapers are suggesting that Freemasons get preferential treatment again.'

"...I don't let my son watch TV news..."

"There's a story here saying you can't believe what you read in the media."

'Today the nation's highly reliable sources were replaced by 'sometimes reliable sources'.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"'Report the facts' Do you have any idea what would happen to my ratings?"

'I don't know about you, but I never trust the media.'

'Now tell me TV isn't a significant trigger in bad behaviour.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Paparazzi!"

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"How can a TV station that has twice as many meteorologists as reporters still get the weather forecast wrong...?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

A family hides from the TV news.

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

Pigs eat at the troughs filled with waste by television

"I can’t decide who I despise more — the politicians or the media."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"Now they've gone to far."

"Stop blaming your parents. Blame the media."

Transmitting Swine Flu.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'The following program was made possible by a secret cabal of greedy capitalists....'