Tabloid Skeptic Pillows

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

JET (Part I)

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'Inflated gloom!'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes