Headline Skeptic Pillows

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Classic News.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

Russian war crimes

"Paparazzi!"

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

"I've been expecting this...FAKE WEATHER!"

"I'm actually looking forward to age-related hearing loss."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."