Gossip Skeptic Pillows

"I'm afraid that if I share my vulnerabilities they become part of the public domain."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'She's so put together!'

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A little bird told me...

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Classic News.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

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