Gossip Critic Pillows

'It's a shocker - he was caught having a quiet night in with a mug of Horlicks.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."